a good way to get me to go anywhere without arguing is to get me food sometime before during or after
if you’re a man and your reaction to a woman saying she wants equal rights is “so does that mean I can hit you now” maybe you should reassess your entire pitiful life
Okay, so we just spent about half the day wondering where the heck my mom’s phone was and tearing up the entire house looking for it. Turns out, the cat was laying on it.
i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early
YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
realistic captions for selfies:
- i took 34 photos and this one looks the least shitty
- i tried really hard to take this at an angle where my arm didn’t look weird
- i photoshopped a pimple out of this photo and used the smudge tool for like 8 minutes
- i wish i had friends who took cute pictures of me so i wouldn’t be alone in my room for an hour trying to do this shit
- this is the best photo i’ve ever taken please shower me with compliments
growing attached to people but not wanting to be that clingy friend
